Dresden
You've seen the historic side now the other side (literally since its across the river). The Neustadt has become the "old town" in a way since it has no tourist arcades or big reconstruction, instead the dingy 19th century grid pattern remains along with post-communist graffiti. The snow masked most of the greyness but it was still there.
For fashion spotters Germany is always fun - its not fashion or chic its about self-expression and trying to be radical while getting allowed back home at the end of the night! For this season camouflage outfits are the new black and the white-backed winter camouflage could be the new white (well maybe not!). My personal favourite spot was the "cleavage hoodie" - take a normal hoodie, make a cut down from where the hood join and turn it into a V-neck. For best effect wear with hood back. Unfortunately the one I saw turned the V-neck into a plunging-V and just showed more of what she didnt have, then tried to marry it with the round glasses and "council-facelift" hair tied back of the librarian look. Poor girl. Like Berlin Dresden is an "alternative" sort of town - an interesting mix of people adjusting to capitalism and commercial pressure while embracing the freedom to express themselves however they like.
We began drinking at the hostel bar but it wasnt very exciting especially with mullets and leather pants at the next table. So we went in search of elsewhere - Perth nostalgia got the better of Joerg and I and we had a few in Little Creatures Dresden - the temperature gauge is the temperature inside! (for non-Perthites Little Creatures is a microbrewery in WA which produces excellent beer. Excitingly you can drink this onsite straight from the keg. Even more excitingly it is next to the water at Fishing Boat Harbour with a fantastic view. When you thought it couldnt get any better they cook very good, and very interesting, food to accompany aforementioned excellent beer). 
Seeing as sex-bread was 2euros in Zittau, sex for 3euros is a bargain. Still not sure who paid who out of these two ;)
Eventually we called it a night, Joerg and I went back to the hostel to find everyone still up at 2am - a relief for me as I had to tell my new dormies I would be waking them up at 5am to get to my train. Two struck my attention as they seemed to have got very close - if the snogging in front of us didnt give it away it was conversation like "Wheres the white wine I was drinking earlier" "Here it is" "Oh you're my MacGyver". Undying love through 80s action shows. She found out he'd never had a martini and they both headed to the kitchen to rectify this. About 3.30am they came back..... you can guess what happens next. In hostelling across the world I have never had couples having sex across the dorm from me before but I tell you what I have also never taken such joy in waking a dorm up ridiculously early.
To add to our joy Joerg and I had to scrape snow/ice off his car (well he scraped - I need to be passed out on that SWP!) before trying to make a train which I then delayed by hanging half out to scrawl on sista P's postcard. At Berlin we ended up spending 2 hours on the tarmac while the runway and plane was de-iced, and re-de-iced (snow isn't just pretty!). I knew where I was going with the "Got your boarding pass? Nice one guv" from the hostie. We also had 15 minutes in Luton while we waited for the buses to get over to the terminus (they seemed surprised a plane had landed). To complete the set this announcement came over the train "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your train manager. Im not sure why we're stopped so Im waiting for the driver to get back to me however as soon as he does I'll get back to you about whats happening". Thank heavens for the Tube.....


 

The next day found us walking around town in the snow – here are gratuitous snow shots because I don’t get to play in snow that much!
No thats not dirt on the lens - its snow!!!!!
I never knew Tupperware was in Germany – let alone supplied company cars!
Later in the arvo we ended up in the worst internet place Ive been – strange since it was in a computer shop. To start the guy was a little coy on whether he had internet or not (something about the bondage outfit worn by the customer before us made me wonder whether “internet” was a codeword for something). The eight computers set up on a mezzanine level seemed to be a giveaway so he then began stressing about us not being able to download anything – not a big deal when all you’re trying to do is find a hostel in Dresden but important enough to tell us 3 times. The hard part was printing my train ticket. The instructions were: hit print, choose b&w or colour, done. Yeah right. Mr Utility Jeans (200 zips and more dangling cables/chains than available for sale in his shop) took a good 20 minutes to figure out the problem – umm, err, hit print, umm, err, hit print again. Check paper, toner and repeat. Eventually - someone hadnt installed the software. Excuse me? You have 8 computers and you can’t network them to a printer. If that’s what he can’t do in his own shop just think what he couldn’t do for your LAN. Good luck with your business mate – you’ll need it seeing as you don’t have any ability.
 Another is the Golden Arch, one of the earliest surviving step portals. This was the entrance door to the 12th Century church but became a side door when the cathedral was rebuilt after a fire in 1484. Unusually someone actually realised the value of it in the 18th century and built a protective glasshouse around it.
 German churches have a special box for the local aristocracy so they could get close to God without having to mix with ordinary people. So the Dom has a royal box and also a box for the mining guild. The little statue on the box proves that even 15th Century German miners are feral buggers with long beards!!
The lovely thing about being a tourist is that sometimes you have endure the humiliation of being picked out from the crowd. So it is in Freiberg. If you want to take photos inside the Dom you have to pay for the privilege, to prove you are allowed to you have to wear a lovely bright green “FOTO” sticker – which just screams “I’m a tourist, rip me off and insult me”!






 
 





 
 

 
Ive had Christmas in 4 countries now, with my family, my extended family, other peoples families, alone (once!). These experiences has left Christmas a little less special as some of the traditions don't get to continue year to year. Also being away from people for long periods and on “important” days have left me having to cherish anytime I get together with those I love, instead of enjoying being there on a certain day. To get tradition you start from what happens at Christmas when you were young – for me that was Christmas at my Austrian grandmothers with my cousins. Christmas in Germany bought a lot of those memories back – hearing “Silent Night” sung in German (Stille Nacht :) and realising I almost knew the words just as well from my Dad, Aunt, Grandmother singing. The sugary and bready stöllen cake packed with raisins or almonds. The tray of ginger biscuits, marzipan, especially in chocolates (s someone who usually doesnt eat chocolate Ive eaten more in the last week than I had all year!). The Christmas decorations. Even sitting there while people spoken German around me reminded me of listening to the “adults” at Christmas talking about things I had no comprehension of at that age. I suspect Christmas will become more special again when we have it as a family now especially after living abroad and Derek’s kid. 
Anyway once the kids have been fed enough Christmas cheer and stories, ok and chocolate too!, its time for the adults to indulge. Eierlikoer is egg & schnapps (German egg-nog for those who follow American culture) drunk from chocolate shooter glasses (we finished the bottle you see in the photo). Its also time to bring everyone up to date with the village scandal – universal themes, stories of weddings (OMG why did she think she could wear strapless?!!), deaths (expected and unexpected), couples having kids, or wanting more kids but unable to have any. When you’re a guest you still feel some of this – you draw parallels with your own family and friends, empathy is a universal emotion and you feel just as glad & sad for them, especially when you’ve been brought “into the circle” a bit as I was lucky enough to be.
Theres also some great Christmas superstitions around here. Whatever you dream on the 12 days of Christmas will come true in the next year, down to the fact the day you dream it corresponds to the month it will occur (1st night = January, 2nd = February, etc. etc.). Also its bad luck to wash your bedlinen, tablecloths anything in these 12 days. That’s why you get paper table napkins around Christmas time. 

Im a little concerned about some of the things associated with xmas in germany though.
 Im not sure what sex-bread tastes like. But Im sure its cheap at the price.


Kloisterkirche
