Don't mention ze war

About 9pm last night war was declared in a small apartment in Berlin. No you haven't missed a news bulletin somewhere this week. It was a small scale assault waged by a local mosquito fleet against the occupying forces.

To stop the satire short - Bry and my first romantic night in Berlin can be summarised in two photos:

"Look at that fking huge mozzie"

THWACK!!!

"Damn I missed it!"

Ahhhh romance isn't dead!

Thankfully after killing over two dozen of the enemy both sides observed an uneasy stand off during the night. We have armed ourselves with completely non-organic chemical weapons (not supplied in the local Kaisers who seem to think pest control consists of ant powder and moth balls?!) and are confident of winning tonights battle.

Apart from that Berlin rocks as it always has. There will be more photos to show but for me the most important thing about Germany is delivered in large glasses and seems to produce a manic gleam in my eye: